cheese
Original: cheese on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel)
A man stands in a small lit doorway at the bottom of an otherwise pitch-black panel, holding something cupped in both hands up to his face (sniffing/tasting it). A speech bubble from off in the darkness above reads:
Voice (off-panel): JESUS H CHRIST! OH MY GOD. IT SMELLS LIKE A THOUSAND PEOPLE HAD DISEASED FEET AND THEY ALL GOT CUT OFF AND LEFT IN THIS BASEMENT FOR AN ENTIRE SUMMER.
Caption (below panel): Later, to Steve's delight, it turned out to be a cheese room.
Votey:
Close-up drawing of the man's face in profile, eyes closed, holding the object to his nose/mouth contentedly. Caption above reads:
Caption: IT'S LIKE SNIFFING APHRODITE'S ARMPITS.
A man stands in a small lit doorway at the bottom of an otherwise pitch-black panel, holding something cupped in both hands up to his face (sniffing/tasting it). A speech bubble from off in the darkness above reads:
Voice (off-panel): JESUS H CHRIST! OH MY GOD. IT SMELLS LIKE A THOUSAND PEOPLE HAD DISEASED FEET AND THEY ALL GOT CUT OFF AND LEFT IN THIS BASEMENT FOR AN ENTIRE SUMMER.
Caption (below panel): Later, to Steve's delight, it turned out to be a cheese room.
Votey:
Close-up drawing of the man's face in profile, eyes closed, holding the object to his nose/mouth contentedly. Caption above reads:
Caption: IT'S LIKE SNIFFING APHRODITE'S ARMPITS.
Alt text
A tall single-panel comic that is almost entirely black, representing a dark basement. At the bottom, a small bright doorway frames a man in a white shirt and red tie cupping something in both hands up to his face. From the darkness above, a speech bubble exclaims: "JESUS H CHRIST! OH MY GOD. IT SMELLS LIKE A THOUSAND PEOPLE HAD DISEASED FEET AND THEY ALL GOT CUT OFF AND LEFT IN THIS BASEMENT FOR AN ENTIRE SUMMER." A caption below the panel reads: "Later, to Steve's delight, it turned out to be a cheese room." The joke is that the horrifying foot-stench is actually pungent cheese, which Steve loves. Votey: a black-and-white close-up of the man's face in profile, eyes closed and blissful as he sniffs the object, with the caption "IT'S LIKE SNIFFING APHRODITE'S ARMPITS."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.