condom
Original: condom on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man (shirtless, distressed, clutching his face): OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD THE CONDOM BROKE! WHY DID THE CONDOM BREAK?! KIDS COST A FORTUNE! OH GOD I WAS GONNA BE AN ARTIST IN PARIS AND HAVE LIAISONS AND BY GOD BE HAPPY!
Panel 2:
Young red-haired boy (standing, facing the man): DAD, IT'S BEEN 10 YEARS AND IT HURTS MY FEELINGS EVERY TIME YOU DO THIS.
Man (arms raised, anguished): WHY?! WHY?!
Votey:
Text in a speech-bubble-style scrawl above a sketched face:
MAKE ME A SANDWICH, ASSHOLE.
Below it, a simple line drawing of a person's face.
Man (shirtless, distressed, clutching his face): OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD THE CONDOM BROKE! WHY DID THE CONDOM BREAK?! KIDS COST A FORTUNE! OH GOD I WAS GONNA BE AN ARTIST IN PARIS AND HAVE LIAISONS AND BY GOD BE HAPPY!
Panel 2:
Young red-haired boy (standing, facing the man): DAD, IT'S BEEN 10 YEARS AND IT HURTS MY FEELINGS EVERY TIME YOU DO THIS.
Man (arms raised, anguished): WHY?! WHY?!
Votey:
Text in a speech-bubble-style scrawl above a sketched face:
MAKE ME A SANDWICH, ASSHOLE.
Below it, a simple line drawing of a person's face.
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A shirtless, middle-aged man clutches his face in distress, shouting, "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD THE CONDOM BROKE! WHY DID THE CONDOM BREAK?! KIDS COST A FORTUNE! OH GOD I WAS GONNA BE AN ARTIST IN PARIS AND HAVE LIAISONS AND BY GOD BE HAPPY!" Panel 2: A young red-haired boy stands calmly in front of the man and says, "DAD, IT'S BEEN 10 YEARS AND IT HURTS MY FEELINGS EVERY TIME YOU DO THIS." The man throws his arms up, still anguished, crying "WHY?! WHY?!" — revealing he regularly laments his son's birth a full decade later. Votey (aftercomic): A rough sketch of a person's face with handwritten text reading "MAKE ME A SANDWICH, ASSHOLE."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.