internet-4
Original: internet-4 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man holding a tablet, seated, reads from the screen.
Man with tablet: "Wow! All the terrible stuff I said on the internet. Nobody thinks I did that anymore? How?"
A second man in a suit, standing, answers.
Suited man: "We paid 10 overseas peasants to change their name to your name. That will be 4 million dollars."
Caption (below panel): The solution to the "Right to be forgotten" ended up being worse than the problem.
Votey:
(Handwritten text in a box.)
"(If everyone on Earth simultaneously synchronized names, nobody could be blamed for anything.)"
A man holding a tablet, seated, reads from the screen.
Man with tablet: "Wow! All the terrible stuff I said on the internet. Nobody thinks I did that anymore? How?"
A second man in a suit, standing, answers.
Suited man: "We paid 10 overseas peasants to change their name to your name. That will be 4 million dollars."
Caption (below panel): The solution to the "Right to be forgotten" ended up being worse than the problem.
Votey:
(Handwritten text in a box.)
"(If everyone on Earth simultaneously synchronized names, nobody could be blamed for anything.)"
Alt text
A two-person comic. In the single panel, a seated man holds a tablet and reads from it, saying, "Wow! All the terrible stuff I said on the internet. Nobody thinks I did that anymore? How?" A standing man in a suit replies, "We paid 10 overseas peasants to change their name to your name. That will be 4 million dollars." A caption below reads: "The solution to the 'Right to be forgotten' ended up being worse than the problem." The votey (aftercomic) is just handwritten text in a box: "(If everyone on Earth simultaneously synchronized names, nobody could be blamed for anything.)"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.