meeting
Original: meeting on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man in a suit (dark hair with grey at the temples) gestures with his hands toward a woman seen from behind in the foreground.
Man: "I really feel this meeting could have been an email."
Caption (below panel): It was the harshest way possible to end a first date.
Votey:
A simple hand-drawn smiling face inside a rough black border, with a speech bubble.
Face: THE EMAIL WOULD SAY "I LOVE YOU!"
A man in a suit (dark hair with grey at the temples) gestures with his hands toward a woman seen from behind in the foreground.
Man: "I really feel this meeting could have been an email."
Caption (below panel): It was the harshest way possible to end a first date.
Votey:
A simple hand-drawn smiling face inside a rough black border, with a speech bubble.
Face: THE EMAIL WOULD SAY "I LOVE YOU!"
Alt text
A man in a business suit gestures earnestly toward a woman shown from behind, saying, "I really feel this meeting could have been an email." A caption below reads: "It was the harshest way possible to end a first date" — framing his corporate-speak brush-off as a brutal way to dump someone after a first date. Votey: a crudely drawn smiling face says, "The email would say 'I love you!'", twisting the knife by implying the affection he won't say in person.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.