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Original: exp on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1
A woman with glasses and dark hair, speaking from off-panel left, to a man with light brown hair.
Woman: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Man: KILLING A LARGE NUMBER OF SMALL MAMMALS IN THE PARK TO IMPROVE MY SKILL AT BACKSTABBING. IT TAKES LONGER BUT IT'S BETTER THAN GOING OUTSIDE THE CITY. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY 400 SQUIRREL PELTS?

Caption (below panel):
If video games did make people violent, it would be really weird violence.

Votey:
A crudely drawn smiley face. A speech bubble at the top contains scribbled, mostly illegible handwriting that reads: "WHAT LEVEL ARE YOU.?"

Alt text

A two-panel comic. Main panel: a woman with glasses asks a man with light brown hair, "What are you doing?" He replies that he is killing a large number of small mammals in the park to improve his backstabbing skill, says it takes longer but is better than going outside the city, and offers to sell her 400 squirrel pelts. The caption below reads: "If video games did make people violent, it would be really weird violence." Votey (aftercomic): a crudely drawn smiley face with a speech bubble of scribbled handwriting reading "What level are you.?"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.