brain-2
Original: brain-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Doctor: The diagnosis isn't great, Mr. Wiggins.
Panel 2:
Doctor: The problem is that a lot of parts of your stupid brain are dumb. They think dumb stuff. They see problems where opportunities exist, and they see GREAT BIG OPPORTUNITIES where you will inevitably just embarrass yourself.
Panel 3:
Doctor: We can't simply remove all the dipshit parts because the moronic neurons are evenly distributed throughout your numbnuts cranium.
Panel 4:
Mr. Wiggins (lying on the couch): Can we talk about my childhood or something?
Panel 5:
Doctor: I guess that sounds like a great big opportunity to you?
Votey:
A close-up of Mr. Wiggins reacting.
Mr. Wiggins: YEAH!
Doctor: The diagnosis isn't great, Mr. Wiggins.
Panel 2:
Doctor: The problem is that a lot of parts of your stupid brain are dumb. They think dumb stuff. They see problems where opportunities exist, and they see GREAT BIG OPPORTUNITIES where you will inevitably just embarrass yourself.
Panel 3:
Doctor: We can't simply remove all the dipshit parts because the moronic neurons are evenly distributed throughout your numbnuts cranium.
Panel 4:
Mr. Wiggins (lying on the couch): Can we talk about my childhood or something?
Panel 5:
Doctor: I guess that sounds like a great big opportunity to you?
Votey:
A close-up of Mr. Wiggins reacting.
Mr. Wiggins: YEAH!
Alt text
A four-panel comic in a therapist's office. A bald doctor sits in a chair beside a patient (Mr. Wiggins) reclining on a couch. Panel 1: the doctor says, "The diagnosis isn't great, Mr. Wiggins." Panel 2, a close-up of the doctor: "The problem is that a lot of parts of your stupid brain are dumb. They think dumb stuff. They see problems where opportunities exist, and they see GREAT BIG OPPORTUNITIES where you will inevitably just embarrass yourself." Panel 3, the doctor holding a notepad: "We can't simply remove all the dipshit parts because the moronic neurons are evenly distributed throughout your numbnuts cranium." Panel 4: the patient on the couch asks, "Can we talk about my childhood or something?" The doctor dryly replies, "I guess that sounds like a great big opportunity to you?" turning the patient's deflection into another example of his diagnosis. Votey: a close-up of the patient enthusiastically shouting "YEAH!", cheerfully agreeing.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.