weak
Original: weak on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Interviewer (a bald man with glasses, seated at a desk): What is your weakest greatness?
Panel 2:
Applicant (a man in a red shirt): I'm incredibly skilled at specific decades-old video games that are no longer popular and which don't confer skills in any other domain.
Panel 3:
Interviewer (close-up, eyes wide): Wow. Weak, bro.
Panel 4:
Interviewer (shaking the applicant's hand): You're hired.
Votey:
Applicant: Will any of my job assignments involve an Atari 2600?
Interviewer (a bald man with glasses, seated at a desk): What is your weakest greatness?
Panel 2:
Applicant (a man in a red shirt): I'm incredibly skilled at specific decades-old video games that are no longer popular and which don't confer skills in any other domain.
Panel 3:
Interviewer (close-up, eyes wide): Wow. Weak, bro.
Panel 4:
Interviewer (shaking the applicant's hand): You're hired.
Votey:
Applicant: Will any of my job assignments involve an Atari 2600?
Alt text
A four-panel comic styled as a job interview. Panel 1: A bald, bespectacled interviewer at a desk asks an applicant, "What is your weakest greatness?" Panel 2: The applicant in a red shirt answers, "I'm incredibly skilled at specific decades-old video games that are no longer popular and which don't confer skills in any other domain." Panel 3: A close-up of the interviewer with wide eyes saying, "Wow. Weak, bro." Panel 4: The interviewer shakes the applicant's hand and says, "You're hired." The joke inverts the cliched interview question, rewarding a genuinely useless skill. Votey (an aftercomic): The applicant, hopeful, asks, "Will any of my job assignments involve an Atari 2600?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.