hell-3
Original: hell-3 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Devil (shouting): WELCOME TO HELL!
Panel 2:
Devil (gesturing): MEET... YOUR ROOMMATE!
Panel 3:
A man with orange hair (the new arrival): DAVE? FROM COLLEGE? HE WAS A GREAT ROOMMATE. ALWAYS DID ALL THE DISHES, NEVER COMPLAINED ABOUT SMELLS. HANDLED UTILITY BILLS.
Panel 4:
Devil (holding a pitchfork, with Dave begging beside him, arms raised): SORRY, TO BE CLEAR - DAVE IS THE ONE BEING PUNISHED.
Dave (pleading): PLEASE! BACK TO THE ACID MINES!
Votey:
The orange-haired man (to Dave): YOU MIND IF I SOAK MY FEET IN YOUR SALAD BOWL, BRO?
Devil (shouting): WELCOME TO HELL!
Panel 2:
Devil (gesturing): MEET... YOUR ROOMMATE!
Panel 3:
A man with orange hair (the new arrival): DAVE? FROM COLLEGE? HE WAS A GREAT ROOMMATE. ALWAYS DID ALL THE DISHES, NEVER COMPLAINED ABOUT SMELLS. HANDLED UTILITY BILLS.
Panel 4:
Devil (holding a pitchfork, with Dave begging beside him, arms raised): SORRY, TO BE CLEAR - DAVE IS THE ONE BEING PUNISHED.
Dave (pleading): PLEASE! BACK TO THE ACID MINES!
Votey:
The orange-haired man (to Dave): YOU MIND IF I SOAK MY FEET IN YOUR SALAD BOWL, BRO?
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A red, horned devil with fangs roars, 'WELCOME TO HELL!' Panel 2: The grinning devil spreads his arms toward a newly arrived man with orange hair and says, 'MEET... YOUR ROOMMATE!' Panel 3: The orange-haired man, standing amid flames, replies warmly, 'DAVE? FROM COLLEGE? HE WAS A GREAT ROOMMATE. ALWAYS DID ALL THE DISHES, NEVER COMPLAINED ABOUT SMELLS. HANDLED UTILITY BILLS.' Panel 4: The devil holds a pitchfork while a distressed Dave throws up his arms and begs, 'PLEASE! BACK TO THE ACID MINES!' The devil clarifies, 'SORRY, TO BE CLEAR - DAVE IS THE ONE BEING PUNISHED' - the punishment being forced to room with this oblivious, inconsiderate man. Votey: The orange-haired man casually asks Dave, 'YOU MIND IF I SOAK MY FEET IN YOUR SALAD BOWL, BRO?', illustrating exactly why living with him is torment.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.