agent
Original: agent on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Top caption: MOVIE IDEA: A THRILLER ABOUT AN EX-MARINE TURNED TOP SECRET SUPERSPY FOR THE CIA, NAMED AGENT DAVID NUDES.
Panel 1: A younger man with reddish hair, in a suit and tie, addresses an older grim-faced military general.
Younger man: General! The president's husband and children have been kidnapped. What should I advise her to do?
Panel 2: Close-up on the general, looking stern.
General: Send Nudes.
Votey: A blank framed box with tiny handwritten text near the bottom.
Text: (sorry)
Panel 1: A younger man with reddish hair, in a suit and tie, addresses an older grim-faced military general.
Younger man: General! The president's husband and children have been kidnapped. What should I advise her to do?
Panel 2: Close-up on the general, looking stern.
General: Send Nudes.
Votey: A blank framed box with tiny handwritten text near the bottom.
Text: (sorry)
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. A yellow top caption reads: "MOVIE IDEA: A THRILLER ABOUT AN EX-MARINE TURNED TOP SECRET SUPERSPY FOR THE CIA, NAMED AGENT DAVID NUDES." In panel one, a young red-haired man in a suit urgently asks an older grim military general, "General! The president's husband and children have been kidnapped. What should I advise her to do?" In panel two, a close-up of the stern general replies flatly, "Send Nudes." The joke: the spy's surname is literally "Nudes," so the order to dispatch the agent reads exactly like the texting phrase "send nudes." Votey (aftercomic): a blank framed white box with tiny handwritten text near the bottom reading "(sorry)".
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.