prank
Original: prank on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title caption (top banner): BIOLOGY-INSPIRED PRANK #97691: COVER YOUR BODY WITH A THIN LAYER OF GLUE, GO OUT IN PUBLIC, AND "MOLT."
Panel (single):
Man with red hair (standing in public in only white underwear, peeling/gesturing at his own skin): "WHAT? IT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET LARGER? HUH?"
[Bystanders around him — a man on the left, a woman, another man, and a person on the right — stare at him in alarm/disgust. Beside the red-haired man stands a translucent, greenish human-shaped husk, like a shed exoskeleton or molted skin.]
Votey:
A simply-drawn smiling person reaches toward the viewer.
Person: "FEEL HOW SMOOTH I AM..."
Panel (single):
Man with red hair (standing in public in only white underwear, peeling/gesturing at his own skin): "WHAT? IT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET LARGER? HUH?"
[Bystanders around him — a man on the left, a woman, another man, and a person on the right — stare at him in alarm/disgust. Beside the red-haired man stands a translucent, greenish human-shaped husk, like a shed exoskeleton or molted skin.]
Votey:
A simply-drawn smiling person reaches toward the viewer.
Person: "FEEL HOW SMOOTH I AM..."
Alt text
A wide single-panel comic. A yellow caption banner reads: "BIOLOGY-INSPIRED PRANK #97691: COVER YOUR BODY WITH A THIN LAYER OF GLUE, GO OUT IN PUBLIC, AND 'MOLT.'" In the panel, a red-haired man stands in public wearing only white underwear, peeling glue off his own chest. Beside him stands a translucent, greenish, empty human-shaped husk — his "molted" skin, like a shed insect exoskeleton. Several bystanders stare at him with alarm and disgust. He says defensively, "What? It's perfectly natural. How am I supposed to get larger? Huh?" In the black-and-white votey aftercomic, a crudely drawn smiling person reaches both hands toward the viewer and says, "Feel how smooth I am..."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.