tundra
Original: tundra on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Scientist (a person in a white lab coat with brown hair and glasses, standing with arms spread, back to viewer, in a green tundra dotted with melting blue pools): "AH, DAMMIT! THIS TOOK DECADES OF SCIENCE AND ENGINEERING AND NOW THE TUNDRA IS MELTING! SORRY, GUYS."
Caption (below panel): Moments after woolly mammoths are reintroduced.
Votey:
A woolly mammoth, drawn in rough black-and-white sketch style, with a small speech bubble: "Must. Kill. Humans."
Scientist (a person in a white lab coat with brown hair and glasses, standing with arms spread, back to viewer, in a green tundra dotted with melting blue pools): "AH, DAMMIT! THIS TOOK DECADES OF SCIENCE AND ENGINEERING AND NOW THE TUNDRA IS MELTING! SORRY, GUYS."
Caption (below panel): Moments after woolly mammoths are reintroduced.
Votey:
A woolly mammoth, drawn in rough black-and-white sketch style, with a small speech bubble: "Must. Kill. Humans."
Alt text
Main comic: A single panel showing a scientist in a white lab coat, with brown hair and glasses, standing with arms spread wide, their back to the viewer. They stand in a green tundra landscape pocked with small blue pools of meltwater. A large speech bubble reads: "Ah, dammit! This took decades of science and engineering and now the tundra is melting! Sorry, guys." A caption beneath the panel reads: "Moments after woolly mammoths are reintroduced." The joke: efforts to bring back mammoths are undone immediately by climate change melting their habitat.
Votey: A loose black-and-white sketch of a woolly mammoth with a small speech bubble saying, "Must. Kill. Humans." The revived mammoth's first thought is vengeance against the humans who melted its world.
Votey: A loose black-and-white sketch of a woolly mammoth with a small speech bubble saying, "Must. Kill. Humans." The revived mammoth's first thought is vengeance against the humans who melted its world.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.