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cosmology-2

Original: cosmology-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A man stands at a green chalkboard, holding a piece of chalk, having drawn a wavy looping line on the board. He lectures:
Man: "The universe wants particles to take the easiest route from point A to point B mysteriously. The universe accomplishes this by first considering EVERY possible path. In essence, it's doing an enormous amount of calculation just to be certain it's not taking a suboptimal route."

Caption below the panel:
"You can model reality pretty well if you imagine it's your dad planning a road trip."

Votey:
Label at the top reads: "(closeup of an electron)"
Below is a small cartoon face with a slightly manic, wide-eyed expression and raised eyebrows, drawn with motion lines streaking behind it as if it is zooming along.

Alt text

A man stands at a green chalkboard, chalk in hand, beside a wavy looping line he has drawn. He explains that the universe makes particles take the easiest route from point A to point B by first considering EVERY possible path, doing an enormous amount of calculation just to be certain it is not taking a suboptimal route. The caption underneath reads: "You can model reality pretty well if you imagine it's your dad planning a road trip." The votey (aftercomic) is labeled "(closeup of an electron)" and shows a small cartoon face with a manic, wide-eyed, raised-eyebrow expression and motion lines trailing behind it, as if zooming overzealously along its overcalculated route.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.