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wants

Original: wants on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (header banner): WHAT I OUGHT TO WANT
Figure (a smooth, featureless person resting their head on a desk/book): WISDOM...

Panel 2 (header banner): WHAT I ACTUALLY WANT
Text (over a grassy hillside landscape where a tiny figure runs joyfully): HAPPINESS...

Panel 3 (header banner): WHAT I BEHAVE LIKE I WANT
Figure (a wide-eyed, exhausted-looking person staring at a phone/screen): TINY BITS OF INFORMATION THAT I WILL IMMEDIATELY FORGET.

Bottom caption: THIS BONUS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BUY BUYERS OF THE NEW LOVE-THEMED SMBC COLLECTION! CLICK FOR MORE INFO.

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Votey:
Handwritten title at top: NEWS THAT MADE ANGRY
A scene of a person with curly hair holding a phone/tablet, their face wide-eyed and distressed, with two cats (cat faces) drawn nearby. Lines of scribbled, illegible text fill the top of the panel suggesting an article or feed.

Alt text

A three-panel SMBC comic about the gap between aspiration and behavior. Panel 1, banner "WHAT I OUGHT TO WANT": a calm, featureless person rests their head on a desk and thinks "WISDOM..." Panel 2, banner "WHAT I ACTUALLY WANT": a tiny figure runs freely across a sunny green hillside, captioned "HAPPINESS..." Panel 3, banner "WHAT I BEHAVE LIKE I WANT": a wide-eyed, frazzled, exhausted-looking person stares blankly at a glowing phone screen, thinking "TINY BITS OF INFORMATION THAT I WILL IMMEDIATELY FORGET." The joke contrasts the lofty things we say we want with the compulsive phone-scrolling we actually do. A caption notes the bonus comic is sponsored by buyers of the new love-themed SMBC collection. The votey aftercomic, titled "NEWS THAT MADE ANGRY," shows a distressed curly-haired person clutching a phone amid scribbled illegible feed text, with two cats nearby — a person being upset by online news.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.