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dreams-of-flight

Original: dreams-of-flight on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
An early aviation pioneer wearing a leather flight cap and goggles, with a large mustache and a military-style coat with brass buttons, stands proudly with hands on his hips.
Aviator: "SO GREAT WILL BE OUR POWER THAT WE WILL NOT ONLY BE ABLE TO SEND MAN ABOVE MOUNTAINS AT SPEEDS BEYOND THE DREAMS OF EAGLES - WE WILL FIND A WAY TO MAKE THE EXPERIENCE SHITTY."

Caption (below panel): The ambition of aviation pioneers was almost boundless.

Votey:
A close-up of the same aviator in his flight cap.
Aviator: "Supersonically shitty one day."

Alt text

A cartoon early aviation pioneer wearing a leather flight cap, goggles, a big mustache, and a brass-buttoned military coat, standing proudly with hands on his hips against a mountain backdrop. His speech bubble declares: "So great will be our power that we will not only be able to send man above mountains at speeds beyond the dreams of eagles - we will find a way to make the experience shitty." A caption beneath reads: "The ambition of aviation pioneers was almost boundless." The joke imagines the founders of flight foreseeing not just the triumph of air travel but also its modern miseries. Votey (aftercomic): a black-and-white close-up of the same aviator adding, "Supersonically shitty one day."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.