stolen-purse
Original: stolen-purse on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic:
A woman embraces a bearded man in a robe against a city rooftop backdrop.
Woman: "Oh thank goodness! You've come to save me!"
Bearded man (looking unimpressed): "Actually, now that I'm here, I mean... do you really need a purge?"
Caption below panel: Jesus made a lousy superhero.
Votey:
An older woman with a halo and robe looks uncertain. A speech bubble points toward her.
Speech bubble: "You want some free fish?"
A woman embraces a bearded man in a robe against a city rooftop backdrop.
Woman: "Oh thank goodness! You've come to save me!"
Bearded man (looking unimpressed): "Actually, now that I'm here, I mean... do you really need a purge?"
Caption below panel: Jesus made a lousy superhero.
Votey:
An older woman with a halo and robe looks uncertain. A speech bubble points toward her.
Speech bubble: "You want some free fish?"
Alt text
A webcomic panel shows a woman in a pink top joyfully throwing her arms around a bearded man in a robe on a city rooftop, exclaiming, "Oh thank goodness! You've come to save me!" The man, looking skeptical and detached, replies, "Actually, now that I'm here, I mean... do you really need a purge?" A caption beneath reads: "Jesus made a lousy superhero." The joke is that the would-be rescuer is Jesus, who responds with religious moralizing instead of heroics. The votey aftercomic is a hand-drawn black-and-white panel of an older haloed figure in a robe looking hesitant, with a speech bubble offering, "You want some free fish?" — another underwhelming Jesus-themed rescue.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.