bloody-mary
Original: bloody-mary on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Caption (banner above the panel): LISTEN, IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME! AND IT WAS A POPULAR MEASURE! WE DIDN'T GROW UP LIKING PROTESTANTS! I'M NOT A BIGOT!
Panel: A modern teenage girl with blonde hair stands in a dim bathroom facing a mirror. In the mirror's reflection is the ghostly, bloodied face of Bloody Mary (a pale woman with dark, stringy hair and blood smeared on her face). Mary replies wearily.
Bloody Mary: UH HUH.
Caption (below panel): Modern teenagers summon Bloody Mary to critique her for intolerance.
Votey:
A close-up of Bloody Mary's bloodied face in the mirror, looking annoyed. She speaks.
Bloody Mary: IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU ONE DAY!
Panel: A modern teenage girl with blonde hair stands in a dim bathroom facing a mirror. In the mirror's reflection is the ghostly, bloodied face of Bloody Mary (a pale woman with dark, stringy hair and blood smeared on her face). Mary replies wearily.
Bloody Mary: UH HUH.
Caption (below panel): Modern teenagers summon Bloody Mary to critique her for intolerance.
Votey:
A close-up of Bloody Mary's bloodied face in the mirror, looking annoyed. She speaks.
Bloody Mary: IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU ONE DAY!
Alt text
A modern blonde teenage girl stands in a dark bathroom facing a mirror, where the ghostly, blood-smeared face of Bloody Mary appears in the reflection. A banner above the panel shows the teen lecturing Mary: 'LISTEN, IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME! AND IT WAS A POPULAR MEASURE! WE DIDN'T GROW UP LIKING PROTESTANTS! I'M NOT A BIGOT!' Bloody Mary responds flatly, 'UH HUH.' A caption below reads: 'Modern teenagers summon Bloody Mary to critique her for intolerance.' The joke: instead of a scary summoning, the teens cancel the historical Mary I for religious persecution and she's unimpressed. Votey: a close-up of Bloody Mary's annoyed bloodied face in the mirror, retorting, 'IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU ONE DAY!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.