a-pump

A six-panel SMBC comic. A man and a woman talk. Panel 1: the man cheerfully says "I bought a penis pump"; the woman, alarmed, asks "Wait?? Why?" and he says "It's... fine." Panel 2: she clarifies "Not THAT kind of pump," and he explains "It's an energy storage system!" Panel 3: he describes how "the energy from each thrust into the pump is used to elevate water, later, when we required electricity, the water is passed over a series of turbines." Panel 4: he proudly declares "This entire household operated by the grace of my manhood!" Panel 5: the woman realizes "So, the reason you haven't been having sex with me for six months..." Panel 6: he finishes "Because you want to run the air conditioner ALL NIGHT LONG." Votey: an extreme close-up of the woman's face, eyes narrowed with cold determination, declaring "Nothing will stand between me and the thermostat."