2013-07-08
Original: 2013-07-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (main comic):
Woman (a dominatrix-styled woman in a dark outfit with pink sash, a pink mask over her eyes, holding a katana and a whip): "AND BY SUSPENDING YOUR SERVANT ALONG 3 DIFFERENT AXES, YOU CAN DETERMINE ITS CENTER OF MASS."
(A bare-chested man with orange/red hair hangs suspended in the air by ropes tied around his wrists and ankles, a red ball gag in his mouth.)
Caption (below panel): There's a way to get physics students to take notes. You're just not willing to do it.
Votey:
The masked woman speaks again, gesturing, while in the foreground a hand holds a large paddle/spanking implement.
Woman: "NOW, LET'S TALK RESONANCE."
Woman (a dominatrix-styled woman in a dark outfit with pink sash, a pink mask over her eyes, holding a katana and a whip): "AND BY SUSPENDING YOUR SERVANT ALONG 3 DIFFERENT AXES, YOU CAN DETERMINE ITS CENTER OF MASS."
(A bare-chested man with orange/red hair hangs suspended in the air by ropes tied around his wrists and ankles, a red ball gag in his mouth.)
Caption (below panel): There's a way to get physics students to take notes. You're just not willing to do it.
Votey:
The masked woman speaks again, gesturing, while in the foreground a hand holds a large paddle/spanking implement.
Woman: "NOW, LET'S TALK RESONANCE."
Alt text
A black-and-green SMBC comic. A woman dressed as a dominatrix in dark leather with a pink sash and a pink eye mask, holding a katana and a coiled whip, lectures: "And by suspending your servant along 3 different axes, you can determine its center of mass." Behind her, a bare-chested orange-haired man hangs in midair, suspended by ropes around his wrists and ankles with a red ball gag in his mouth. Caption: "There's a way to get physics students to take notes. You're just not willing to do it." Votey (black-and-white aftercomic): The same masked woman gestures and says "Now, let's talk resonance," while a hand in the foreground raises a large paddle.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.