2011-10-16
Original: 2011-10-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title: THE ADVENTURES OF THE CLAIRVOYANT PREMATURE EJACULATOR
Panel 1: A woman with long reddish-brown hair in a green shirt stands near a man with orange hair in a dark red shirt, in a dimly lit room with two framed pictures on the wall. They appear to be facing each other.
Panel 2 (close-up of the orange-haired man, smiling with a flushed, satisfied expression):
Orange-haired man: BWAAAAAAAAH OHHH YEAHHH...
Panel 3 (close-up of the woman, looking shocked and uncomfortable):
Woman: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Panel 4 (the woman seen from behind in the foreground, the orange-haired man facing her looking sheepish):
Orange-haired man: FOUR YEARS FROM NOW. ONE NIGHT STAND. YOU WILL BE VERY DISAPPOINTED.
Votey:
Caption at top: 4 YEARS LATER...
Woman: TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!
Orange-haired man: I'M KINDA TIRED...
Panel 1: A woman with long reddish-brown hair in a green shirt stands near a man with orange hair in a dark red shirt, in a dimly lit room with two framed pictures on the wall. They appear to be facing each other.
Panel 2 (close-up of the orange-haired man, smiling with a flushed, satisfied expression):
Orange-haired man: BWAAAAAAAAH OHHH YEAHHH...
Panel 3 (close-up of the woman, looking shocked and uncomfortable):
Woman: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Panel 4 (the woman seen from behind in the foreground, the orange-haired man facing her looking sheepish):
Orange-haired man: FOUR YEARS FROM NOW. ONE NIGHT STAND. YOU WILL BE VERY DISAPPOINTED.
Votey:
Caption at top: 4 YEARS LATER...
Woman: TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!
Orange-haired man: I'M KINDA TIRED...
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic titled "THE ADVENTURES OF THE CLAIRVOYANT PREMATURE EJACULATOR." Panel 1: a woman with long reddish-brown hair in a green shirt stands facing a man with orange hair in a dark red shirt in a dim room. Panel 2: close-up of the man, flushed and grinning, exclaiming "BWAAAAAAAAH OHHH YEAHHH..." Panel 3: close-up of the woman looking startled and disturbed, saying "WHAT WAS THAT?!" Panel 4: the man, looking sheepish, explains "FOUR YEARS FROM NOW. ONE NIGHT STAND. YOU WILL BE VERY DISAPPOINTED." The joke: his premature climax is actually a clairvoyant vision of an unsatisfying future hookup. Votey aftercomic (black-and-white): captioned "4 YEARS LATER...", the woman says "TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!" and the tired-looking man replies "I'M KINDA TIRED...", confirming the disappointing prophecy came true.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.