2011-05-21
Original: 2011-05-21 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A man sleeps in bed, dreaming. A long stream of dream text flows above him: "HANG-GLIDING, WEARING A HAT, WAITING FOR THE BUS, END OF THE WORLD, TRIPPING OVER MY SHOE, BEING AT WORK, SMELLING A FLOWER, FIGHTING ABOUT POLITICS, BEING A COWBOY, GETTING MARRIED, SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN, SEX WITH MY GIRLFRIEND, GOING TO THE ZOO, GETTING EXAM RESULTS, BEING AT THE DENTIST, GETTING TRAPPED UNDERGROUND, EATING A BURGER, SEEING A BLIMP..."
Panel 2: Caption banner: "LATER..." The same man, now awake and dressed, stands talking to a woman. A yellow blimp floats in the sky behind them.
Man: "OH MY GOD!"
Woman: "WHAT?"
Man: "I HAD A PREMONITION ABOUT THIS LAST NIGHT!"
Votey:
Close-up of the woman, looking amazed.
Woman: "INCREDIBLE!"
Panel 2: Caption banner: "LATER..." The same man, now awake and dressed, stands talking to a woman. A yellow blimp floats in the sky behind them.
Man: "OH MY GOD!"
Woman: "WHAT?"
Man: "I HAD A PREMONITION ABOUT THIS LAST NIGHT!"
Votey:
Close-up of the woman, looking amazed.
Woman: "INCREDIBLE!"
Alt text
Panel 1: A man sleeps in bed while a huge run-on list of dream images streams above his head, naming dozens of random scenarios including hang-gliding, getting married, sex with his girlfriend, being at the dentist, eating a burger, and "seeing a blimp." Panel 2, captioned "LATER...": the man, now awake, stands with a woman as a yellow blimp drifts in the sky behind them. He exclaims, "Oh my God! I had a premonition about this last night!" The joke is that he dreamed about so many things that one of them was bound to come true. Votey: a close-up of the woman looking impressed, saying "Incredible!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.