2010-03-20
Original: 2010-03-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: THE FUTURE IS HORRIBLE: REASON #12
PHILANTHROPISTS WITH PRECOGNITION
Panel 1:
A man with red hair, standing at a doorway holding a clipboard, speaks to a blonde person seen from behind in the foreground.
Red-haired man: "Hi. I'm here with a donation from 'Mothers of Future Orphans.'"
Votey:
The red-haired man continues speaking.
Red-haired man: "Specifically, we deal with orphans whose parents were murdered by philanthropists."
PHILANTHROPISTS WITH PRECOGNITION
Panel 1:
A man with red hair, standing at a doorway holding a clipboard, speaks to a blonde person seen from behind in the foreground.
Red-haired man: "Hi. I'm here with a donation from 'Mothers of Future Orphans.'"
Votey:
The red-haired man continues speaking.
Red-haired man: "Specifically, we deal with orphans whose parents were murdered by philanthropists."
Alt text
A webcomic under a red title banner reading "THE FUTURE IS HORRIBLE: REASON #12 - PHILANTHROPISTS WITH PRECOGNITION." In the main panel, a nervous-looking red-haired man in a tie holds a clipboard at someone's doorway, speaking to a blonde person shown from behind. He says, "Hi. I'm here with a donation from 'Mothers of Future Orphans.'" In the votey (a small black-and-white follow-up panel), the same man adds, "Specifically, we deal with orphans whose parents were murdered by philanthropists." The joke: a precognitive charity collects donations on behalf of children who will be orphaned because philanthropists, foreseeing the future, will murder their parents.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.