2009-05-27

A red caption banner reads "I'm beginning to doubt Sally's commitment to rehab." Below, a blonde woman in a red shirt stands at a podium with a microphone, addressing what appears to be a support-group meeting. Her speech bubble reads: "My name is Sally, and it's been three hours TILL my last drink" — framing her next drink as an upcoming, scheduled event rather than something she's abstaining from. Votey (alternate version, black-and-white): the same woman says, "It's been negative three hours since my last drink," using negative time to make the same joke that her sobriety streak is actually counting down to a drink three hours in the future.