2007-11-17
Original: 2007-11-17 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A man with red/orange hair, wearing a blue shirt, green vest, and brown pants, stands tipping a cowboy hat onto his head. A blonde woman is seen from behind, bare-shouldered, lying or sitting on a red bed. They are in a dimly lit bedroom.
Woman: SO THAT'S IT? I'M JUST ANOTHER UNEMOTIONAL CONQUEST TO YOU, HUH?
Man: NO! I NEVER SAID THAT. YOU'RE- HOLD ON. IT'S PRINTING
Below the panel: a small drawing of a numbered tag reading "#36".
Votey:
A crudely drawn man wearing a top hat (the same conquest-counting cad) speaks.
Man: Please give me a good Yelp rating.
A man with red/orange hair, wearing a blue shirt, green vest, and brown pants, stands tipping a cowboy hat onto his head. A blonde woman is seen from behind, bare-shouldered, lying or sitting on a red bed. They are in a dimly lit bedroom.
Woman: SO THAT'S IT? I'M JUST ANOTHER UNEMOTIONAL CONQUEST TO YOU, HUH?
Man: NO! I NEVER SAID THAT. YOU'RE- HOLD ON. IT'S PRINTING
Below the panel: a small drawing of a numbered tag reading "#36".
Votey:
A crudely drawn man wearing a top hat (the same conquest-counting cad) speaks.
Man: Please give me a good Yelp rating.
Alt text
A single-panel SMBC comic set in a dimly lit bedroom. A red-haired man in a blue shirt, green vest, and brown pants tips a cowboy hat onto his head as he prepares to leave. A bare-shouldered blonde woman, seen from behind, sits on a red bed and accuses him: 'So that's it? I'm just another unemotional conquest to you, huh?' He replies, 'No! I never said that. You're- hold on. It's printing.' A small tag below the panel reads '#36,' implying he is mechanically tallying his conquests. In the votey aftercomic, the same man, now sketchily drawn wearing a top hat, says, 'Please give me a good Yelp rating,' treating the encounter like a transactional service.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.