2007-08-04
Original: 2007-08-04 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with brown hair (speaking to a blonde woman): Your hair looks lovely today.
Blonde woman: Really? Thanks!
Man: Also, I'm not cheating on you!
Panel 2:
Caption box: THE DAY PRIOR...
An older man wearing sunglasses and an orange shirt (to the younger brown-haired man): Son, if you can get a woman to fall for one lie, she'll definitely fall for two.
Votey:
A man: I'm thirsty.
Another voice: Okay...
The man: You find me attractive!
A man with brown hair (speaking to a blonde woman): Your hair looks lovely today.
Blonde woman: Really? Thanks!
Man: Also, I'm not cheating on you!
Panel 2:
Caption box: THE DAY PRIOR...
An older man wearing sunglasses and an orange shirt (to the younger brown-haired man): Son, if you can get a woman to fall for one lie, she'll definitely fall for two.
Votey:
A man: I'm thirsty.
Another voice: Okay...
The man: You find me attractive!
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Panel 1: A brown-haired man tells a smiling blonde woman, "Your hair looks lovely today." She replies, "Really? Thanks!" He adds, "Also, I'm not cheating on you!" Panel 2, labeled "THE DAY PRIOR...": an older man in sunglasses and an orange shirt advises the same younger man, "Son, if you can get a woman to fall for one lie, she'll definitely fall for two." The joke: the dad coaches his son to slip a real lie past a woman by pairing it with a flattering one. Votey: a man says "I'm thirsty," gets "Okay..." in response, then immediately adds, "You find me attractive!" — demonstrating the same trick of smuggling a false claim in behind a true one.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.