2007-06-20
Original: 2007-06-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (header: PSYCH 101):
Projector slide: "• PHOBIAS CAN BE EXTINGUISHED BY REPEATED EXPOSURE TO THE FEARED STIMULUS"
A man with glasses (light hair, glasses) stands at a podium holding a pointer to the slide.
Panel 2 (header: PSYCH 102):
Projector slide: "• SEX IS SCARY!"
A man with dark hair and glasses stands at the podium holding a pointer to the slide.
Caption below the comic:
"ONLY TO WOMEN!"
Votey:
Panel (header: PSYCH 103):
Projector slide: "THE BABY ISN'T MINE"
A simply-drawn figure stands at the podium pointing to the slide.
Projector slide: "• PHOBIAS CAN BE EXTINGUISHED BY REPEATED EXPOSURE TO THE FEARED STIMULUS"
A man with glasses (light hair, glasses) stands at a podium holding a pointer to the slide.
Panel 2 (header: PSYCH 102):
Projector slide: "• SEX IS SCARY!"
A man with dark hair and glasses stands at the podium holding a pointer to the slide.
Caption below the comic:
"ONLY TO WOMEN!"
Votey:
Panel (header: PSYCH 103):
Projector slide: "THE BABY ISN'T MINE"
A simply-drawn figure stands at the podium pointing to the slide.
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic styled as lecture slides. Panel 1 is headed "PSYCH 101" and shows a glasses-wearing lecturer pointing to a projected slide reading "Phobias can be extinguished by repeated exposure to the feared stimulus." Panel 2 is headed "PSYCH 102" and shows another lecturer pointing to a slide reading "Sex is SCARY!" (with SCARY in big jagged green letters). The caption under the comic reads "Only to women!" — a punchline implying the previous slide's claim about exposure curing fear applies, crudely, to women and sex. The bonus votey panel is headed "PSYCH 103" and shows a stick-figure-simple lecturer pointing to a slide that reads "The baby isn't mine."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.