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2006-05-29

Original: 2006-05-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Man with orange hair: CONGRATULATIONS!

Panel 2:
Woman: I'M NOT PREGNANT!

Panel 3:
Man (panicking, sweating): OH GOD! OH GOD! QUICK, SAVE IT!

Panel 4:
Man (grinning, leaning toward the woman): ON BEING SO FAT!

Votey:
Caption above a man's face: Smooth...

Alt text

A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A man with orange hair smiles warmly at a woman and says "CONGRATULATIONS!" Panel 2: The woman, looking annoyed, replies "I'M NOT PREGNANT!" Panel 3: Close-up on the man's face, wide-eyed and sweating in panic, thinking "OH GOD! OH GOD! QUICK, SAVE IT!" Panel 4: The man leans toward the woman with a confident grin and finishes his earlier sentence: "ON BEING SO FAT!" — making the disaster far worse. Votey: A simple line-drawn smug male face with the caption "Smooth..." above it.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.