2006-05-29
Original: 2006-05-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with orange hair: CONGRATULATIONS!
Panel 2:
Woman: I'M NOT PREGNANT!
Panel 3:
Man (panicking, sweating): OH GOD! OH GOD! QUICK, SAVE IT!
Panel 4:
Man (grinning, leaning toward the woman): ON BEING SO FAT!
Votey:
Caption above a man's face: Smooth...
Man with orange hair: CONGRATULATIONS!
Panel 2:
Woman: I'M NOT PREGNANT!
Panel 3:
Man (panicking, sweating): OH GOD! OH GOD! QUICK, SAVE IT!
Panel 4:
Man (grinning, leaning toward the woman): ON BEING SO FAT!
Votey:
Caption above a man's face: Smooth...
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A man with orange hair smiles warmly at a woman and says "CONGRATULATIONS!" Panel 2: The woman, looking annoyed, replies "I'M NOT PREGNANT!" Panel 3: Close-up on the man's face, wide-eyed and sweating in panic, thinking "OH GOD! OH GOD! QUICK, SAVE IT!" Panel 4: The man leans toward the woman with a confident grin and finishes his earlier sentence: "ON BEING SO FAT!" — making the disaster far worse. Votey: A simple line-drawn smug male face with the caption "Smooth..." above it.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.