ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2005-03-22

Original: 2005-03-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):
A young man with brown hair sits at a kitchen table reading a piece of mail. An older woman with gray hair, in a purple dress, stands at the stove cooking and turns to speak to him.

Older woman (at the stove): "ANY INTERESTING MAIL THIS MORNING, SON?"

The letter the young man is reading has the word "DIE" written on it in red.

Caption (below the panel): "She could at least have the courtesy to change her handwriting."

Votey:
A handwritten note in cursive:
"Dear Mother —
No. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Rob"

Alt text

Single-panel comic in a kitchen. A young man with brown hair sits at a table reading a piece of mail; the letter has the word "DIE" written on it in red. Behind him, an older gray-haired woman in a purple dress stands at the stove cooking, turning to ask him, "Any interesting mail this morning, son?" The caption below reads: "She could at least have the courtesy to change her handwriting" — implying the death threat was written by his own mother, recognizable from her handwriting. Votey (aftercomic): a handwritten cursive note reading "Dear Mother — No. Thank you. Sincerely, Rob," his reply to her.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.